Programs
The satirical academic layer of Globalist University. Degree programs, fields of study, and an interactive Career Simulator.
Degree Programs
Our rigorous curriculum is designed to prepare students for the unpredictable landscape of modern careers. All programs are equally unaccredited.
Bachelor of Prompt Engineering
Bachelor of Venture Capital Studies
Bachelor of Internet Thought Leadership
Bachelor of Alternative Careers
Master of Startup Pivoting
Ph.D. in Internet Culture Studies
Fields of Study
The unofficial curriculum of the modern internet economy.
Introduction to Nonlinear Careers
Department of Alternative Pathways
The Psychology of Venture Capital
Department of Capital Formation
Prompt Engineering Studio
Department of Human-AI Collaboration
Creator Economy
Department of Digital Labor
Founder Psychology
Department of Entrepreneurial Studies
All courses are subject to availability and instructor willingness to leave their day job.
Interactive Tool
Modern Career Path Simulator
Explore how modern internet careers actually unfold.
Choose Your Starting Point
Select your current position in the modern economy.
Results based on aggregated alumni data and market conditions.
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Globalist Abroad
Immersive international experiences designed to expand perspective through culture, service, and real-world learning.
ExploreOutcomes
91%
Dropout rate (to start companies)
4%
Founder rate (successfully funded)
63%
Podcast host rate (active shows)
All outcomes are self-reported and subject to narrative reconstruction.